buddhabrot:

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

(via jocemon)

grandkanye:

I’m sorry to tell you this but u r diagnosed with white girl

(via jocemon)

askinnyblackman:

“why are you putting on sunscreen? you’re black!”

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actually i’m preeeetty sure that’s how market valuations work in this world…

actually i’m preeeetty sure that’s how market valuations work in this world…

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asker

Anonymous asked: do you think that people will get hickeys if they never eat carbs?

yes of course. only carb-eating NARPs don’t get hickeys. c’mon mawgwet 

Princeton University

accepted2017:

Okay guys, who is old money and who is new money here? and is there anyway to request an old money roomate? with the amount of money my parents are paying for me to go here there better haha….

I didn’t know people from the 1930’s used Facebook!

Cornell University

accepted2017:

Who here is also humble?

You mean humiliated? #cornell

Yale University

congrats new admits but let’s all remember that no matter what university or college one goes to, everyone’s life ends equally in death

njena:

what if the pokemon you just caught was bringing food to its kids

(via askinnyblackman)

University of Missouri

accepted2017:

Snap chat me. Just no dick pics….maybe like one but that’s it

Probably the best definition of “ratchet”.

Cornell University

accepted2017:

Hey guys. My dad is planning on letting me throw a party on his yacht sometime mid-September. If anyone wants in or has any suggestions for themes just let me know

This submission smells fishy, but it’s probably just because we’re on a yacht.

Duke University

accepted2017:

what do duke and unc students have in common?

they both applied to duke