“why are you putting on sunscreen? you’re black!”
Anonymous asked: do you think that people will get hickeys if they never eat carbs?
yes of course. only carb-eating NARPs don’t get hickeys. c’mon mawgwet
Okay guys, who is old money and who is new money here? and is there anyway to request an old money roomate? with the amount of money my parents are paying for me to go here there better haha….
I didn’t know people from the 1930’s used Facebook!
Who here is also humble?
You mean humiliated? #cornell
congrats new admits but let’s all remember that no matter what university or college one goes to, everyone’s life ends equally in death
University of Missouri
Snap chat me. Just no dick pics….maybe like one but that’s it
Probably the best definition of “ratchet”.
Hey guys. My dad is planning on letting me throw a party on his yacht sometime mid-September. If anyone wants in or has any suggestions for themes just let me know
This submission smells fishy, but it’s probably just because we’re on a yacht.